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{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
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The Ultima Mk1 is a mid-engined concept kit car produced by Noble Motorsport Ltd in 1983. The Mk1 was intended to go into production, but before any could be sold, the Ultima Mk2 was introduced. Thus only one Mk1 was made.
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